{"id":1046,"date":"2011-03-29T15:34:59","date_gmt":"2011-03-29T20:34:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/?p=1046"},"modified":"2011-03-29T15:34:59","modified_gmt":"2011-03-29T20:34:59","slug":"la-profesora","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/?p=1046","title":{"rendered":"La profesora"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>La profesora en el colegio dice:<br \/>\nA ver, Antonio, dime tres partes del cuerpo humano que empiecen con la C, y dice el ni\u00f1o:<br \/>\nCabeza, coraz\u00f3n y cuello.<br \/>\nLa profesora dice: \u00a1muy bien Antonio!<br \/>\nLuego dice:<br \/>\nT\u00fa Jos\u00e9, dime tres partes del cuerpo humano que empiecen con la P, y el ni\u00f1o dice: Pues, pierna, p\u00e1ncreas y pulm\u00f3n.<br \/>\nEntonce la profesora dice: veamos t\u00fa Juan, dime tres partes del cuerpo humano que empiecen con la Z, y el ni\u00f1o dice:<br \/>\n\u00bfCon la letra Z?, ahora mismo se lo digo:<br \/>\nLas zejas, los zojos y las zu\u00f1as. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>La profesora en el colegio dice: A ver, Antonio, dime tres partes del cuerpo humano que empiecen con la C, y dice el ni\u00f1o: Cabeza, coraz\u00f3n y cuello. La profesora dice: \u00a1muy bien Antonio! Luego dice: T\u00fa Jos\u00e9, dime tres partes del cuerpo humano que empiecen con la P, y el ni\u00f1o dice: Pues, pierna, &#8230; <a title=\"La profesora\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/?p=1046\" aria-label=\"Leer m\u00e1s sobre La profesora\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1046","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chistes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1046","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1046"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1046\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1047,"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1046\/revisions\/1047"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1046"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1046"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1046"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}