{"id":1087,"date":"2011-05-12T16:58:01","date_gmt":"2011-05-12T21:58:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/?p=1087"},"modified":"2020-02-21T17:17:36","modified_gmt":"2020-02-21T22:17:36","slug":"la-gallina-borracha","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/?p=1087","title":{"rendered":"La gallina borracha"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"alignright size-thumbnail\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/Gallinabrorracha-150x150.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3814\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/Gallinabrorracha-150x150.png 150w, http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/Gallinabrorracha.png 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p><br \/>La gallina llega borracha a su casa y el gallo le dice:<br \/>-Y t\u00fa? Qu\u00e9 carajo haces llegando borracha?!<br \/>-Y la gallina y le contesta:<br \/>-SHHH\u2026SHHH\u2026Me vas bajando el tonito, que aqui la de los huevos, \u00a1\u00a1\u00a1 soy yo !!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>La gallina llega borracha a su casa y el gallo le dice:-Y t\u00fa? Qu\u00e9 carajo haces llegando borracha?!-Y la gallina y le contesta:-SHHH\u2026SHHH\u2026Me vas bajando el tonito, que aqui la de los huevos, \u00a1\u00a1\u00a1 soy yo !!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1087","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chistes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1087","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1087"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1087\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5200,"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1087\/revisions\/5200"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1087"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1087"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1087"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}