{"id":1281,"date":"2012-02-23T14:30:33","date_gmt":"2012-02-23T19:30:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/?p=1281"},"modified":"2012-02-23T14:30:33","modified_gmt":"2012-02-23T19:30:33","slug":"el-medico","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/?p=1281","title":{"rendered":"El m\u00e9dico"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>El m\u00e9dico le dice a su paciente con un tono muy en\u00e9rgico:<br \/>\nEn los pr\u00f3ximos meses nada de fumar, nada de beber, nada de salir con mujeres, ni de ir a comer a esos restaurantes caros y nada de viajes ni vacaciones.<br \/>\n\u00bfHasta que me recupere doctor?<br \/>\n\u00a1No, hasta que me pague todo lo que me debe!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>El m\u00e9dico le dice a su paciente con un tono muy en\u00e9rgico: En los pr\u00f3ximos meses nada de fumar, nada de beber, nada de salir con mujeres, ni de ir a comer a esos restaurantes caros y nada de viajes ni vacaciones. \u00bfHasta que me recupere doctor? \u00a1No, hasta que me pague todo lo que &#8230; <a title=\"El m\u00e9dico\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/?p=1281\" aria-label=\"Leer m\u00e1s sobre El m\u00e9dico\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1281","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chistes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1281","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1281"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1281\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1282,"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1281\/revisions\/1282"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1281"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1281"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1281"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}