{"id":164,"date":"2010-05-31T13:06:50","date_gmt":"2010-05-31T18:06:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/?p=164"},"modified":"2010-05-31T13:06:50","modified_gmt":"2010-05-31T18:06:50","slug":"alumnos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/?p=164","title":{"rendered":"Alumnos"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Llegan dos alumnos muy tarde a clases y la maestra furiosa le dice a uno de ellos:<br \/>\nJorgito, \u00bfpor qu\u00e9 lleg\u00f3 tarde?<br \/>\nEs que estaba so\u00f1ando que viajaba por todas partes, conoc\u00ed tantos pa\u00edses y me despert\u00e9 un poco tarde.<br \/>\n\u00bfY usted, Pedrito?<br \/>\n\u00a1Yo fui al aeropuerto a recibirlo!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Llegan dos alumnos muy tarde a clases y la maestra furiosa le dice a uno de ellos: Jorgito, \u00bfpor qu\u00e9 lleg\u00f3 tarde? Es que estaba so\u00f1ando que viajaba por todas partes, conoc\u00ed tantos pa\u00edses y me despert\u00e9 un poco tarde. \u00bfY usted, Pedrito? \u00a1Yo fui al aeropuerto a recibirlo!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-164","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chistes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/164","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=164"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/164\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":165,"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/164\/revisions\/165"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=164"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=164"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=164"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}