{"id":1669,"date":"2012-06-19T12:58:42","date_gmt":"2012-06-19T17:58:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/?p=1669"},"modified":"2016-08-10T23:03:51","modified_gmt":"2016-08-11T04:03:51","slug":"gemelas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/?p=1669","title":{"rendered":"Gemelas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/gemelos-full.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-4149\" src=\"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/gemelos-full-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"gemelos-full\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a>En el hospital una se\u00f1ora est\u00e1 dando a luz gemelas, cuando la primera ni\u00f1a sali\u00f3 el doctor le dio 2 nalgadas para saber si estaba viva, despu\u00e9s pas\u00f3 mucho tiempo para que la segunda ni\u00f1as saliera, el doctor no sab\u00eda qu\u00e9 hacer cuando de pronto la segunda ni\u00f1a asoma la cabeza y pregunta: \u00bfYa se fue el doctor que da las nalgadas?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>En el hospital una se\u00f1ora est\u00e1 dando a luz gemelas, cuando la primera ni\u00f1a sali\u00f3 el doctor le dio 2 nalgadas para saber si estaba viva, despu\u00e9s pas\u00f3 mucho tiempo para que la segunda ni\u00f1as saliera, el doctor no sab\u00eda qu\u00e9 hacer cuando de pronto la segunda ni\u00f1a asoma la cabeza y pregunta: \u00bfYa se &#8230; <a title=\"Gemelas\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/?p=1669\" aria-label=\"Leer m\u00e1s sobre Gemelas\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1669","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chistes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1669","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1669"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1669\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4150,"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1669\/revisions\/4150"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1669"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1669"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1669"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}