{"id":1758,"date":"2012-08-01T13:55:19","date_gmt":"2012-08-01T18:55:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/?p=1758"},"modified":"2012-08-01T13:55:19","modified_gmt":"2012-08-01T18:55:19","slug":"atropellado","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/?p=1758","title":{"rendered":"Atropellado"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Estaba un se\u00f1or tirado a media calle diciendo: CR345, CR345, CR345\u2026<br \/>\nCuando llega otro y dice:<br \/>\nPobre, este se\u00f1or esta loco, mejor me pongo junto con \u00e9l para que no piensen mal de \u00e9l.<br \/>\nY se pone a decir XP041, XP041, XP041\u2026<br \/>\nEn eso el primero dice:<br \/>\n\u00a1Desgraciado, me hizo perder la matr\u00edcula del autom\u00f3vil que me atropell\u00f3!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Estaba un se\u00f1or tirado a media calle diciendo: CR345, CR345, CR345\u2026 Cuando llega otro y dice: Pobre, este se\u00f1or esta loco, mejor me pongo junto con \u00e9l para que no piensen mal de \u00e9l. Y se pone a decir XP041, XP041, XP041\u2026 En eso el primero dice: \u00a1Desgraciado, me hizo perder la matr\u00edcula del autom\u00f3vil &#8230; <a title=\"Atropellado\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/?p=1758\" aria-label=\"Leer m\u00e1s sobre Atropellado\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1758","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chistes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1758","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1758"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1758\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1759,"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1758\/revisions\/1759"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1758"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1758"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1758"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}