{"id":2630,"date":"2014-03-07T13:44:47","date_gmt":"2014-03-07T18:44:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/?p=2630"},"modified":"2015-01-12T23:01:43","modified_gmt":"2015-01-13T04:01:43","slug":"el-loro-del-titanic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/?p=2630","title":{"rendered":"\u00a1EL LORO DEL TITANIC!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>El mago comenz\u00f3 su n\u00famero, e hizo desaparecer su sombrero.<\/p>\n<p>En eso un loro atr\u00e1s del auditorio comienza a gritar:<br \/>\n\u00a1\u00a1\u00a1&#8230;Lo tiene detr\u00e1s de \u00e9l, Lo tiene detr\u00e1s de \u00e9l&#8230;!!! El mago molesto contin\u00faa con su n\u00famero y hace desaparecer un conejo.<\/p>\n<p>En eso el loro grita:\u00a1\u00a1\u00a1&#8230;Lo tiene debajo de la mesa, lo tiene debajo de la mesa&#8230;!!!<\/p>\n<p>Y as\u00ed, durante todo el n\u00famero, el loro jodi\u00f3 y jodi\u00f3 al pobre mago.<br \/>\nPero justo despu\u00e9s del espect\u00e1culo, el crucero choca con un iceberg y se hunde.<br \/>\nEl loro y el mago se salvan quedando a la deriva solos en el mismo bote.<\/p>\n<p>Pasaron muchos d\u00edas sin que ninguno se hablara.<\/p>\n<p>De pronto el loro habl\u00f3 y le dijo al mago:<\/p>\n<p>\u00a1\u00a1\u00a1&#8230;Ya weeeey, me rindo&#8230;!!!<\/p>\n<p>\u00bfD\u00f3nde metiste el barco?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>El mago comenz\u00f3 su n\u00famero, e hizo desaparecer su sombrero. En eso un loro atr\u00e1s del auditorio comienza a gritar: \u00a1\u00a1\u00a1&#8230;Lo tiene detr\u00e1s de \u00e9l, Lo tiene detr\u00e1s de \u00e9l&#8230;!!! El mago molesto contin\u00faa con su n\u00famero y hace desaparecer un conejo. En eso el loro grita:\u00a1\u00a1\u00a1&#8230;Lo tiene debajo de la mesa, lo tiene debajo &#8230; <a title=\"\u00a1EL LORO DEL TITANIC!\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/?p=2630\" aria-label=\"Leer m\u00e1s sobre \u00a1EL LORO DEL TITANIC!\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2630","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chistes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2630","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2630"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2630\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2972,"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2630\/revisions\/2972"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2630"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2630"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2630"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}