{"id":3070,"date":"2015-03-02T22:56:24","date_gmt":"2015-03-03T03:56:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/?p=3070"},"modified":"2015-03-02T22:56:24","modified_gmt":"2015-03-03T03:56:24","slug":"pedro","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/?p=3070","title":{"rendered":"Pedro"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Eran las cuatro de la ma\u00f1ana en casa de Pedro, cuando suena el tel\u00e9fono:<\/p>\n<p>\u00bfBueno?<\/p>\n<p>\u00a1Hola! Disculpe que le llame a esta hora, pero lo que pasa es que su perro no deja de ladrar y no me deja dormir.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a1Ah! Est\u00e1 bien.<\/p>\n<p>A la noche siguiente suena el tel\u00e9fono en casa del vecino tambi\u00e9n a las 4 de la ma\u00f1ana:<\/p>\n<p>\u00bfBueno?<\/p>\n<p>\u00a1Hola! Disculpe que le llame a esta ahora, le llamo para informarle que yo no tengo perro.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Eran las cuatro de la ma\u00f1ana en casa de Pedro, cuando suena el tel\u00e9fono: \u00bfBueno? \u00a1Hola! Disculpe que le llame a esta hora, pero lo que pasa es que su perro no deja de ladrar y no me deja dormir. \u00a1Ah! Est\u00e1 bien. A la noche siguiente suena el tel\u00e9fono en casa del vecino tambi\u00e9n &#8230; <a title=\"Pedro\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/?p=3070\" aria-label=\"Leer m\u00e1s sobre Pedro\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3070","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chistes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3070","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3070"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3070\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3071,"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3070\/revisions\/3071"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3070"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3070"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3070"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}