{"id":3291,"date":"2016-07-12T15:22:57","date_gmt":"2016-07-12T20:22:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/?p=3291"},"modified":"2016-07-12T15:22:57","modified_gmt":"2016-07-12T20:22:57","slug":"medico-y-paciente","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/?p=3291","title":{"rendered":"M\u00e9dico y Paciente"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>El m\u00e9dico le dice a su paciente con un tono muy en\u00e9rgico:<\/p>\n<p>En los pr\u00f3ximos meses nada de fumar, nada de beber, nada de salir con mujeres, ni de ir a comer a esos restaurantes caros y nada de viajes ni vacaciones.<\/p>\n<p>\u00bfHasta que me recupere doctor?<\/p>\n<p>\u00a1No, hasta que me pague todo lo que me debe!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>El m\u00e9dico le dice a su paciente con un tono muy en\u00e9rgico: En los pr\u00f3ximos meses nada de fumar, nada de beber, nada de salir con mujeres, ni de ir a comer a esos restaurantes caros y nada de viajes ni vacaciones. \u00bfHasta que me recupere doctor? \u00a1No, hasta que me pague todo lo que &#8230; <a title=\"M\u00e9dico y Paciente\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/?p=3291\" aria-label=\"Leer m\u00e1s sobre M\u00e9dico y Paciente\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3291","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chistes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3291","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3291"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3291\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3292,"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3291\/revisions\/3292"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3291"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3291"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3291"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}