{"id":61,"date":"2010-02-09T20:49:23","date_gmt":"2010-02-10T01:49:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/?p=61"},"modified":"2011-02-28T23:33:28","modified_gmt":"2011-03-01T04:33:28","slug":"marido-y-mujer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/?p=61","title":{"rendered":"Marido y Mujer:"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Despu\u00e9s de medio siglo de matrimonio, \u00e9l muere, y poco tiempo despu\u00e9s ella tambi\u00e9n va a parar al cielo\u2026<\/p>\n<p>En el cielo ella encuentra al marido y corre hasta donde \u00e9l est\u00e1 y le dice:<\/p>\n<p>-\u00a1Queridoooo! \u00a1Que bueno encontrare!<\/p>\n<p>Y \u00e9l responde:<\/p>\n<p>-\u00a1No me vengas con tonter\u00edas! El trato fue: \u201cHASTA QUE LA MUERTE NOS SEPARE\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Despu\u00e9s de medio siglo de matrimonio, \u00e9l muere, y poco tiempo despu\u00e9s ella tambi\u00e9n va a parar al cielo\u2026 En el cielo ella encuentra al marido y corre hasta donde \u00e9l est\u00e1 y le dice: -\u00a1Queridoooo! \u00a1Que bueno encontrare! Y \u00e9l responde: -\u00a1No me vengas con tonter\u00edas! El trato fue: \u201cHASTA QUE LA MUERTE NOS &#8230; <a title=\"Marido y Mujer:\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/?p=61\" aria-label=\"Leer m\u00e1s sobre Marido y Mujer:\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-61","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chistes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=61"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":934,"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61\/revisions\/934"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=61"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=61"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=61"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}