{"id":76,"date":"2010-03-04T19:05:15","date_gmt":"2010-03-05T00:05:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/?p=76"},"modified":"2010-03-04T19:05:15","modified_gmt":"2010-03-05T00:05:15","slug":"compras-navidenas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/?p=76","title":{"rendered":"Compras Navide\u00f1as"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Como el juez prometi\u00f3 ser tolerante esta navidad le pregunta a un acusado:<\/p>\n<p>Hombre \u00bfDe qu\u00e9 se le acusa?<\/p>\n<p>De haber hecho mis compras navide\u00f1as con anticipaci\u00f3n.<\/p>\n<p>Hombre, pero eso no es un delito, \u00bfCon cuanta anticipaci\u00f3n hizo sus compras?<\/p>\n<p>Pues unas horas antes de que abrieran la tienda.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Como el juez prometi\u00f3 ser tolerante esta navidad le pregunta a un acusado: Hombre \u00bfDe qu\u00e9 se le acusa? De haber hecho mis compras navide\u00f1as con anticipaci\u00f3n. Hombre, pero eso no es un delito, \u00bfCon cuanta anticipaci\u00f3n hizo sus compras? Pues unas horas antes de que abrieran la tienda.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-76","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chistes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=76"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":78,"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76\/revisions\/78"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=76"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=76"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.normangelica.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=76"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}